I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Mom said you looked used
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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