Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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