either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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