can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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