So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
her facebook's as public as her vagina
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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