Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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