after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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