Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My penis needs a shock collar
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
you never un-have a 4some
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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