ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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