Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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