She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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