Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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