after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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