how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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