So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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