when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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