You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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