i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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