Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
