make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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