So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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