Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
