I hate your face
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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