nutella sex= disaster
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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