what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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