Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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