I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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