she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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