accomplished twins. life is a go
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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