If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You ate ashes out of my bong
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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