well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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