Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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