Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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