So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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