So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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