so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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