so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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