so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
