Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
