spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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