I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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