The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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