Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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