Its about making memories worth repressing
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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