Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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