How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Your penis caused this!
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