ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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