My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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