You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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