I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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