he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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