At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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